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Tournaments

A bracket-style tournament of at least 16 people will be held once a night.
An entry fee of 250k will need to be paid to be signed up.
Death rolls are used to determine the winner of each match.
The final fighter left is the winner of the entire gil prize.A bracket generated on Challonge will be posted every tournament.House Rules
- If there is less than 16 people signed up for the tournament, staff will fill in the empty slots.
- If there is more than 16 people signed up for the tournament, staff can be added as "mini bosses" to the second round to ensure even numbers.
- If a staff member ends up winning a tournament, the prize gets rolled over to next week.
- If the player that won the initiative rolls a 1 to start the fight, they automatically lose.
- If the player that won the initiative rolls a 0 to start the fight, their opponent is immediately obliterated.

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Bar menu

BAR BUYOUT: 1 million gilShiva's Snap
Rum, blue curacao, pineapple juice, and cream of coconut blended with ice into a slushie. 10kGaruda Vortex
Mountain Dew poured over a shot of apple-flavored rum with ice. 10kRamuh Judgements
Vodka, lemonade, blue curacao, grenadine. 10kIfrit Liquid Fire
Red Hots-infused cherry vodka, grenadine, and cinnamon schnapps. 10kLeviathan Hydroshot
A glass of purified ice water served with a straw shaped like a spiral. 10kTitan Mountain Buster
Whiskey with mint leaves, lemon, and sugar. 10k

challenge drinks

The Popoto Vodka (Vin Vanvonvolkvan)
Pure vodka made from the finest stolen Ul'dahn popotoes, straight from the still. Legality may vary by city-state.The Skull of My Enemies (Kaatz Meyow)
Two Shots of Perfect 1864 Vodka In lemonade with a splash of Chambord Royale. Served in an iced gummy skull.The Space Cadet (Olenna Smoketail)
Dark hemp (cannabis) infused moonshine. It's a blackish-purple drink with a shimmery luster served in a chilled, rounded glass with a rock candy stick garnish.The Problem Lizard Tonic (Misti Smoketail)
A shot glass of scarlet red bitter spirit placed in the center of a regular glass surrounded by the strongest energy drink in Eorzea and a gummy lizard on the side.The Buxom Bun (Glinta Hinterbane)
A splash of Creme de menthe, a pour of Creme de Cacao, and shot of heavy cream swirl to create a mint chocolate treat; it's color reminiscent of the resident Shutterbun.

drinking challenges

The Double-Down
Choose a challenge drink and pay up to 500k (1 mil for VIP). Deathroll with the staff member to win back DOUBLE your gil or lose it all! Limit to one challenge drink per customer.The Penta-Punch
Challenge your iron will and fortitude by drinking all the challenge drinks mixed together and surviving a gauntlet of deathroll matches against all staff members. Costs 1 mil. If you win all 5 matches, you get 6 mil back and be enshrined in our Discord server forever!

Very Important puncher program

Become a member of the Punch Drunk Fight Club by signing up to be a Very Important Puncher! Only costs 1 mil per month!The program includes the following perks:
- Early tournament sign ups. Never miss out on a tournament again!
- Exclusive Discord channel
- One free drink from the bar per night. (Does not include Challenge Drinks)
- Higher bid limit on The Double-Down Challenge.
- One free Penta-Punch try per month.
- Sign up fees for the month are included in the price of VIP.