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Tournaments

A bracket-style tournament of at least 16 people will be held once a night.
An entry fee of 250k will need to be paid to be signed up.
Death rolls are used to determine the winner of each match.
The final fighter left is the winner of the entire gil prize.A bracket generated on Challonge will be posted every tournament.

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Bar menu

BAR BUYOUT: 1 million gilShiva's Snap
Rum, blue curacao, pineapple juice, and cream of coconut blended with ice into a slushie. 10kGaruda Vortex
Mountain Dew poured over a shot of apple-flavored rum with ice. 10kRamuh Judgements
Vodka, lemonade, blue curacao, grenadine. 10kIfrit Liquid Fire
Red Hots-infused cherry vodka, grenadine, and cinnamon schnapps. 10kLeviathan Hydroshot
A glass of purified ice water served with a straw shaped like a spiral. 10kTitan Mountain Buster
Whiskey with mint leaves, lemon, and sugar. 10k

challenge drinks

Sin and Juice (Aloliona Aster)
A pairing made in (cat) heaven, you'll find this combination of coconut vodka and orange juice in a margarita glass. Intended to be drank like a cat.Popoto Vodka (Vin Vanvonvolkvan)
Pure vodka made from the finest stolen Ul'dahn popotoes, straight from the still. Legality may vary by city-state.Skull of my Enemies (Kaatz Meyow)
Two Shots of Perfect 1864 Vodka In lemonade with a splash of Chambord Royale. Served in an iced gummy skull.Space Cadet (Olenna Frost)
Dark hemp (cannabis) infused moonshine. It's a blackish-purple drink with a shimmery luster served in a chilled, rounded glass with a rock candy stick garnish.Problem Lizard Tonic (Misti Smoketail)
A shot glass of scarlet red bitter spirit placed in the center of a regular glass surrounded by the strongest energy drink in Eorzea and a gummy lizard on the side.

drinking challenges

The Double-Down
Choose a challenge drink and pay up to 500k (1 mil for VIP). Deathroll with the staff member to win back DOUBLE your gil or lose it all! Limit to one challenge drink per customer.The Penta-Punch
Challenge your iron will and fortitude by drinking all the challenge drinks mixed together and surviving a gauntlet of deathroll matches against all staff members. Costs 1 mil. If you win all 5 matches, you get 5 mil back! Limit to one Penta-Punch challenge a night.Staff challenge deathrolls start at 100.

Very Important puncher program

VIP can be purchased the first Wednesday of every month for 1.5 million gil. The program includes the following perks:- Early tournament sign ups. Never miss out on a tournament again!
- Exclusive Discord channel to talk shit about non-VIPs.
- One free drink from the bar per night. (Does not include Challenge Drinks)
- Access to the monthly VIP special event. (TBD)
- Automatic byes when the bracket ends up needing them.
- Higher bid limit on The Double-Down Challenge.
- Sign up fees for the month are included in the price of VIP.