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Tournaments

A bracket-style tournament of at least 16 people will be held once a night.
Death rolls are used to determine the winner of each match.
The final fighter left is the winner of the entire gil prize.A bracket generated on Challonge will be posted every tournament.House Rules
- If there is less than 16/32 people signed up for the tournament, staff will fill in the empty slots.
- If a staff member ends up winning a tournament, the prize gets rolled over to next week.
- If the player that won the initiative rolls a 1 to start the fight, they automatically lose.
- If the player that won the initiative rolls a 0 to start the fight, their opponent is immediately obliterated.

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Bar menu

Shiva's Snap [Cunning Craftsman's Tisane]
Rum, blue curacao, pineapple juice, and cream of coconut blended with ice into a slushie.Garuda Vortex [Competent Craftsman's Tisane]
Mountain Dew poured over a shot of apple-flavored rum with ice.Ramuh Judgements [Purple Carrot Juice]
Vodka, lemonade, blue curacao, grenadine.Ifrit Liquid Fire [Crimson Cider + Bomb/Grenade Ash]
Red Hots-infused cherry vodka, grenadine, and cinnamon schnapps.Leviathan Hydroshot
A glass of purified ice waterTitan Mountain Buster [Doman Tea]
Whiskey with mint leaves, lemon, and sugar.

The Popoto Vodka
Pure vodka made from the finest stolen Ul'dahn popotoes, straight from the still. Legality may vary by city-state.The Skull of My Enemies
Two Shots of Perfect 1864 Vodka In lemonade with a splash of Chambord Royale. Served in an iced gummy skull.Olenna's Bong Water
Dark hemp (cannabis) infused moonshine. It's a blackish-purple drink with a shimmery luster served in a small bong.The Problem Lizard Tonic
A shot glass of scarlet red bitter spirit placed in the center of a regular glass surrounded by the strongest energy drink in Eorzea and a gummy lizard on the side.The Buxom Bun
A splash of Creme de menthe, a pour of Creme de Cacao, and shot of heavy cream swirl to create a mint chocolate treat; it's color reminiscent of the resident Shutterbun.Vosscow Mule
Two shots of the finest Turali tequila reposado, half an ounce of fresh lime juice topped with ice cold ginger beer, served over crushed ice in a copper mug, garnished with a lime wheel.Vin & Keely's Rat Bash Brew
Basement runoff water, malted corn, the finest Ishgardian hops, fermented with pinecones for six month in a bucket left in the closet. Dry, haunting, and slightly hallucinogenic. NOTE: NO LARRY WAS HARMED IN THE BREWING PROCESS.Bloody Misti
Two shots of popoto vodka, blood tomato juice, juice from half a sun lemon, small spoon of horseradish, and three dashes each hot sauce and Vylbrandshire sauce. Garnished with a Lil Misti.Oolong at Son-Down
A delightful surprise crafted by our one and only Punch Son.

Keely's Secret Menu

Electrope Edge [Purple Carrot Juice]
Two shots of violet liquor poured over indigo gin with a pump of simple syrup and a splash of lemonade. Served with a purple orchid in a highball glass.Old Fashioned Gentleman [Jellied Harcot]
Two shots of burbon, one shot of elderberry liquor, and a splash of ginger beer poured over muddled orange and lemon slices, as well as four Amarena cherries. Served in a lowball glass and garnished with a red spray rose.Nashu's Delight [DAM & Frozen Spirits]
One shot each of peach liquor, cranberry juice, and Garlean whiskey dropped into a pint glass of DAM.Godbert's Tighty Whities [Frozen Banana Blend]
Lominsan orange triple sec, popoto vodka, and white cranberry juice shaken and served in a martini glass and garnished with a white spray rose.

Very Important puncher program

Become a member of the Punch Drunk Fight Club by signing up to be a Very Important Puncher! Only costs 1 mil per month!The program includes the following perks:
- Early tournament sign ups. Never miss out on a tournament again!
- Exclusive Discord channel
- One free drink from the bar per night. (Does not include Challenge Drinks)
- Higher bid limit on The Double-Down Challenge.
- One free Penta-Punch try per month.